The promise of Lily Allen to leave us all alone when she hits 25 has, as we suspected, turned out to be little more than a night-time puff under the duvet:
"I talk crap all the time and they all know it, so how come this time they didn't get it. Silly people. I am having the best time of my life."
I don't think anyone actually did believe it, Lily. But most people thought it was "something she said and will then regret" rather than thinking it was a joke. Because... it wasn't, really, was it? Unless you have a very flat sense of humour.