Perhaps Rebekah Wade hasn't had a chance to see what Gordon Smart is doing at Bizarre at the moment. As someone commented yesterday, under Newton it was hardly Newsnight, but at least there was some attempt to pretend there was something more to it than going "here's a person in a bikini and it's making me feel a bit wibbly in my fireman".
This morning, Gordon is bringing us Rod Stewart's daughter in a bra ad:
I’d love to be a fly on the wall during a row at the Stewart residence.
I reckon there’d be Bristols at dawn.
Well, at least he's moved on from bangers, but we're not quite sure how he thinks his pun works - does he imagine that the women who share Rod Stewart's house fight duels with their breasts? What does he mean?
Then, it's on to Rhianna, at the Bambi awards. Gordon can't find the space to say who awards the Bambis, or what they're for, or who won anything. But there's lots of room to talk about tits:
RIHANNA's never one to keep her bangers undercover and what better place than to give them an airing than at a red carpet event?
The really sad thing is, the accompanying picture shows that the dress she was wearing wasn't even that revealing.
Gordon, though, also hints that he'd not mind losing his virginity to an older woman, either:
The young wrigglers? Do you suppose the only reason nobody with any responsibility at the Sun has taken him to one side and had a word is they imagine Gordon is using street talk?