Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Richard Littlejohn: It's not easy being a gay rights champion

You'll recall a couple of months ago Richard Littlejohn announcing what a big supporter of gay rights he was, calling on his unexpected love of Tom Robinson's Glad To Be Gay as evidence:

Although I draw the line at cottaging - casual sex in public toilets - it struck me as absurd that what Tom Robinson called "pretty policemen" were being sent to entrap men into propositioning them.

So, Littlejohn's position is clear: he doesn't think its right that cops be sent into toilets to entrap cottagers.

So why does he keep banging on - or, possibly, banging off - thinking about George Michael in that toilet? If he doesn't approve of entrapment, why does he keep dragging up George Michael falling victim to a pretty policeman being sent in? Littlejohn raised it at the end of his earlier piece, and today - in an article where the hateful little man suggests raping children, Fred West's crimes, consensual extreme sex and cottaging are all moral equivalents - he returns to those toilets again:
When George Michael was arrested for exposing himself in a public toilet, he made a video mocking the police. We were invited to treat it as one big joke.

It's like Littlejohn knows he shouldn't keep going back, but he just can't stop picturing it in his head, like some sort of compulsion.

Richard trots out his 'ha, see, I'm not homophobic' get-out again:
No one ever satisfactorily answered my question at the time: what if he'd done it in the Ladies?

The reason why nobody has ever answered the question, Dickie, is because it's a pointless question. What if a gay man had been caught cruising for sex in a women's a toilet? Why would he? Or do you simply mean 'what if George Michael had got his penis out in a ladies?' - but that's a totally different type of crime; you might as well ask 'what if he'd been double-parked during rush hour'. Generally, if you're a man who finds the sight of another bloke's penis disturbing, you probably wouldn't be in a public toilet in the first place, what with the tendency of blokes to get them out while in there.

The thing about cottaging is, while it might make some people feel uncomfortable - especially if you're British, having to politely murmur "it's very flattering, but... no, actually all I wanted was a wee..." can be so very awkward - it's consensual and, if you're not looking for it, chances are you'll never be aware it's going on in the first place. Which is why they have to send those pretty policemen in in the first place, Richard.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fred West? Christ...

Interesting bits from Littlejohn's Wikipedia entry: "In recent years, Guardian journalist Marina Hyde has counted the number of references Littlejohn makes to homosexuality in his columns, implying that he has a long-running obsession with the subject ('104 references in 90-odd columns')." From journalist Johann Hari: "He obsessively talks about cottaging, lubricants, 69ers... I think about gay sex much less than Richard Littlejohn - and I am gay."

Over here, when someone's that conservative _and_ that obsessed with those naughty depraved gays, they more often than not turn out to have some latent tendencies in that direction. At the very least, I'd say someone's very, very jealous.

Anonymous said...

Are you suggesting Richard's real problem with cottaging is that they make so much noise, it drowns out his foot-tapping?

Anonymous said...

Why are those to the right of the political spectrum so obsessed with gays? As you may know, there's an idealogically pure version of Wikipedia called Conservapdedia. Take a look at their top 10 hits (as of a week or so ago):

1. Main Page‎ [1,903,407]
2. Homosexuality‎ [1,548,749]
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ [516,892]
4. Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ [420,350]
5. Homosexuality and Parasites‎ [387,906]
6. Homosexuality and Domestic Violence‎ [354,383]
7. Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [346,296]
8. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ [331,234]
9. Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ [279,931]
10. Homosexuality and Syphilis‎ [265,186]

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/13670.html

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