Quick, Daily Telegraph writers - you're going to be needed to trot out some more pieces about how, if you pay to see Amy Winehouse, you'd better not complain: her third night at the Hammersmith Odeon hasn't gone down entirely well:
* Locked herself in her hotel room after a 48-hour bender and refused to go to the venue;
* Was booed after a shambolic set which didn't start till 10.15pm; Slurred her way through the songs, with many fans leaving early and demanding refunds;
* Snubbed her support act.
Now, the "snubbing her support act" is one of those bits that should have been left out of the article, but we suppose once the Mirror;s unnamed journalist had put in the first two developments, he or she didn't know how to switch off the automatic bulletpointing so had to pull in the not-entirely-heinous crime of not hanging out with the support act to round off the list.
They were quite upset, though:
Frankly, we'd be delighted to take the opportunity to nip off home early and catch the start of Newsnight, but that could be just us.