While most people's reaction to seeing Amy Winehouse look almost human on-stage was one of relief, the Daily Mail was not so soft as to fall for that sort of thing. This morning, the paper barks:
We love the way they explain carefully who Blake is, in case you've not heard of him before.
This looks like they'd left some space open to run a 'Winehouse collapses on stage/ doesn't show' story, and had to fill it with whatever was to hand.
The rest of their coverage is of the red carpet:
That Kimberley was wearing a skirt down to her knees doesn't seem to have bothered the Mail team.
The boys, meanwhile? Why, they were typical:
And you know who else was there? Some people who have sex with footballers. The Mail can barely contain its excitement:
Oh, and apparently Paul McCartley or someone was also there.