The change in management at the 3AM Girls hasn't, it seems, shaken the column's obsession with Jamelia, who has sidled to them to share her opinion of Heather Mills. Dutifully, the report it:
I'm all for pre-nups. I am going to ask my fiance Darren to sign one, but he doesn't know yet."
Why, it's almost as if you're not expecting the marriage to last, Jamelia. We're just a little lost as to what, exactly, a prenup between those two is going to protect? Earnings from Closer magazine photoshoots?
This historic pronouncement occured at the Elle Style Awards, where our brave journos wondered why Keira Knightley might not have been ecstatic at winning a prize:
But there was some good news for her last night as the skinny star finally scooped a gong.
Not that she seemed really up for it, mind you.
Named Best Actress at the Elle Style awards, the pouting beauty could barely be bothered to smile for the waiting paps.
Like at the Baftas where she shocked fashionistas by rocking up in a dowdy coat, she was at it again here.
Other guests went glam for the West London bash but Keira, 22, opted for ANOTHER frumpy coat.
Good lord. Not wearing a pointlessly expensive dress and choosing a coat to go out in the British Winter? Somehow not seeing a prize from an awards ceremony that - with a straight face - called Kelly Osbourne the best woman on TV as making up for not even getting an Oscar nomination? Whoever would have thought?
For the record, the winners of the Elle Style Awards in full:
Best Actress Kiera Knightly
Best Actor James McAvoy
Best Music Act Kate Nash
Best Music Band The Feeling
Best Male TV Nicholas Holt [we presume the Mirror means Nicholas Hoult]
Best Female TV Kelly Osbourne
Elle Style Icon Kate Hudson
Best Model Agyness Deane
Woman of the Year Kylie Minogue
British Designer Jonathan Saunders
International Designer Luella Bartley
Outstanding Achievement Anya Hindmarch