We're still trying to work out exactly what the 3AM Girls' coverage of man-goes-to-nightclub story is meant to mean:
Booshman Noel Fielding makes a Mighty effort to let us know how famous he is. The comic not only donned a zany cape but got rock 'n' roll buddy Courtney Love to accompany him to The Groucho and Soho House.
Are they suggesting that Fielding was using Courtney Love as some sort of costume jewelery? And hasn't Fielding worn a cape since... well, probably not to school, but we wouldn't be surprised.
But then the 3AM Girls are desperate to believe:
We've seen him singing. Who can forget Amarillo?
You might find that when you watched Peter Kay in the Amarillo video, you weren't watching a man singing, just opening and closing his mouth.
But it turns out that this isn't a piece about Peter Kay at all:
On closer inspection, it turns out to be K.D. Lang - playing the State Theatre in Sydney, Australia last night.
We're sure the homophobic undertinge was accidental.