We're still trying to work out exactly what the 3AM Girls' coverage of man-goes-to-nightclub story is meant to mean:
Are they suggesting that Fielding was using Courtney Love as some sort of costume jewelery? And hasn't Fielding worn a cape since... well, probably not to school, but we wouldn't be surprised.
But then the 3AM Girls are desperate to believe:
You might find that when you watched Peter Kay in the Amarillo video, you weren't watching a man singing, just opening and closing his mouth.
But it turns out that this isn't a piece about Peter Kay at all:
We're sure the homophobic undertinge was accidental.