It's not much, but Gordon tries gamely to make a story out of Pixie Geldof leaving a shop with a dress she hasn't paid for.
Rich people like Pixie don't shop in stores where alarms go off when you carry stock out; it's probably why those who do pay end up paying such ridiculous prices for their trousers.
Peaches, apparently, had confused the dress with a scarf:
When she brought the dress back the next day it had the label ripped out. But to make up for the misunderstanding, generous Peaches decided to keep it and paid up.
Presumably the label was ripped out as she sought to discover how her scarf had somehow turned into a dress.
Oddly, Gordon runs a series of pictures of Madonna's children because, erm, they went for a meal.
We're not quite sure how that fits with the Press Complaints Commission code of practice rule 6.v:
I'm sure we're just missing the justification here.