Poor old Miley, eh? People got upset when the internet was awash with a photo of her showing her bra; now, she's taken the bra off and are people happy? Nope. It's not clear quite what Annie Leibovitz and Vanity Fair thought would happen when they ran topless photos of Miley Cyrus, but we suspect the phrase "this will create a magazine-selling hoo-hah" wouldn't have been far from the process.
Miley, for her part, seems to have confused Leibovitz with some sort of God:
You can, actually, "say no to Annie" - what's she going to do? Not take your photo?
Still, Miley has now realised that not being skanky isn't enough, and issued an apology:
She never intended for people to say "there's that wholesome fifteen year-old kid off the Disney Channel in a shot that looks disturbingly post-coital"? Fancy that.
The photo crew are quick to stress that - although it looks like she's naked, she wasn't actually naked at all. Oh no. Although:
To be fair, anyone wearing a flesh-coloured tank top probably should be asked to remove it, although it could be replaced with something less disgusting.