There have been some self-serving autobiographies, but Bobby Brown's book is so full of self-service it's like a restaurant with a buffet bar, a salad cart, and a help-yourself desert trolley that also expects you to bus your own table:
Well, if that was the plan, that worked really well, didn't it?
Brown insists that he never used cocaine before he got together with Whitney, and that Whitney used him to try and dampen down stories that she was gay. Yes, even his tell-all book makes him sound like a Family Dollar Ike Turner.
According to E!, Brown also tells stories against himself:
It does sound as if every segment is going to end "needless to say, I had the last laugh."