Gordon in the morning: Oh, Liam, Oh, Noel

When Oasis need a soft-as-kittens dupe to allow them to push the new album, who would they call other than Gordon Smart? It gives Gordon the chance to make Newton's simpering kid-gloving of Posh Spice look like a Guantanamo interrogation:

And in the words of Noel: “Bring on the fucking tuba.”

There is more - Smart even uses the phrase "reminds me of The Beatles" without irony - but...
... I'm... not... allowed... to... feed.