George Michael: Yours for £1.5million

I'm betting that George Michael might find the already-limited market for gigs at one and a half million quid a pop is shrinking somewhat, so it's probably wise that he did a couple when the demand was there.

Mind you, if I was paying that for a George Michael gig, I'd be insisting I got the tiny-white-trunks-in-a-shower George Michael, rather than the falling-asleep-in-a-car- version. You do wonder how much extra it would take to get Andrew Ridgeley on board - a tenner for Andrew, another half million for George?