Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Jonas Brothers get ready to tour

MTV News has the headlines:

Jonas Brothers Say Tour Will Be Different From 3-D Movie

Which I'm taking to be a warning to fans not to expect quite as many dimensions as you might get in a 3D cinema.

The Brothers are thrilling themselves inside-out at the prospect of going and miming to some songs for a little while in a room where nobody can hear them above the screams:
"This is something brand-new," Kevin Jonas promised Wednesday (March 18). "We've never embarked on an in-the-round tour. The new songs on the new record are very exciting for us. For us, for all the opportunities we get, we're astonished every day. To be able to visit so many people ourselves will be very great."

"Yes" agreed another Brother, possibly Tim or Calum Jonas: "It's very great to visit so many people on the stage from where we be on the... um... maybe we should stick to getting the boss to write those words for us to be... saying... outwards?"


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

well this is unfunny and uninformed garbage. thanks for wasting space.

Anonymous said...

Wrong anon - it is what is technically known as "fucking hilarious"

Albeit these Jonas Charlies (who they?) did offer a somewhat soft target.

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