A PR email drifts gently through the ether offering a chance to:
... become part of rock history!
How, though? How?
Tell me, for I must know:
[The company] celebrates Debbie Harry's birthday and offers 10% off all her T-shirts throughout the first two weeks of July. The talented and beautiful Debbie Harry celebrates her birthday today and [the company] is the perfect way to become part of rock history!
So... I'm going to become part of rock history, am I? By wearing a tshirt?
I'm wearing denim jeans this morning, by which reckoning I'm actually French.