Sorry, America

Press releases can sometimes make you feel so sorry for those less fortunate, can't they?

JAMIE CULLUM LAUNCHES "ONE MAN BRITISH INVASION" OF AMERICA

Poor, poor America.

On the other hand, it does leave us free of him for a while. Do you think we could persuade him to take Parky with him?

Advice to Americans: Aim low. And if you let him get on top of the piano, you're lost.