Gordon has looked at the Brits shortlist, and - while he's happy with the presence of women - he finds reason to be outraged, too:
But how can SuBo - who had the biggest selling album in the UK and US last year - not be nominated for Best Female?
She must have been considered too uncool.
Oh, how I wish. How I wish that Susan Boyle had failed due to some sort of hitherto undisclosed quality threshold.
But, no, as Gordon should know: she didn't actually release anything in time to qualify for the 2010 Awards, and so when Gordon rails that:
[O]utrageously, SuBo, TAKE THAT and BEYONCE have all been snubbed
Nobody has actually been snubbed, have they? They just haven't qualified.
Every year we have this. Every bloody year.