Kylie Minogue wants people to know that her famous arse isn't really her famous arse:
Talking about her butt, Kylie admitted: "I really don't know what all the fuss is about.
"It's all smoke and mirrors. I get a lot of help to look like that in my videos."
This isn't the first time she's pointed out that the bottom you see in her videos isn't the bottom she carries about in her knickers. But it's useful to be reminded.
So, Gordon, now you know what you're looking at is basically a drawing of a bottom, I bet you feel a bit silly, right?
You know what, I don't care if Kylie has had a bit of trickery to help her out.
She's still got a backside that every man has enjoyed looking at over the years.
"You know, I don't care if you're really a child-eating lizard who is just making me think you look like Angelina Jolie. Because you still look like Angelina Jolie to me."