With all the horrors of the modern world, thank God the BBC keeps a sense of perspective:
TV star Declan Donnelly misses England World Cup goal
It's hard to believe, isn't it?
TV star Declan Donnelly was amongst hundreds of football fans in London who missed England's all-important World Cup goal after a power cut.
You see, Duncan (or was he PJ?) has to be like the rest of us when the electricity stops flowing. But still gets the top billing on the news report. The other hundreds? Well, they've never been in Byker Grove, have they?