This is tiresome:
Pineapple Dance Studios star Louie, or Louise as I like to call himDo you see? Because he's gay, Gordon has given him a woman's name.
Yes, that's tiresome. But this is unacceptable:
Bender it like BeckhamYou can't throw a word like "bender" into a headline about a gay man. Not in a newspaper that still pretends it has any sort of standards. Homophobic name-calling isn't the same as a witty headline.
The "story" - which is about Louie Spence being invited to spend the night with the Beckhams, apparently blissfully unaware he was being patronised - throws this up, though:
And the shenanigans left Posh with another howler of a hangover as she turned up yesterday morning for a session designing new Range Rovers.I'd love to think they were making her come up with a more efficient crankshaft. Somehow, though, I suspect she'll just be pointing at a shade of paint.