Serge out of Kasabian has become a father:
Serge has a little KasabairnDoesn't quite work, does it? A Kasbabyian, surely?
There's not much to say about 'man's partner gives birth', but Gordon never lets a chance go by to remind us that he's big showbiz pals with Kasabian who are his pals and he knows them and everything.
If only the nipper had arrived a couple of weeks ago, when Serge was up with his girlfriend for T In The Park - then Ennio would have qualified as Scottish.Um... and?
In 2030 the national team could do with a strike partner for my No9 - little JIMMY SMART.Yes. There was nothing tenuous about that reference.