There's some not-entirely-believable story about Ortise running out of condoms and having to rush out to get some more this morning. It's one part a chance for Gordon to imagine Ortise having sex to six parts a push for Durex.
Let's hope the JLS condoms aren't as thin as the disguise on this advert.
Oritse said: "I never get embarrassed about using condoms or buying them, no way. It's part of the movement.The management have tried to explain to him that it's not actually necessary if all you've taken back to your room are photos of Kelly Brook in Playboy downloaded off the internet, but Ortise can't be sure where his hand has been.
"I'm not going to get caught out. I'm an avid believer of no glove, no love."