Gordon has let Matt Cardle fill up the Bizarre space today. A slighty too-old cardigan-wearing man looking uncomfortable in his surroundings. And now he's been joined by Matt Cardle.
Matt churns through how fame won't change him:
"The thing is, you don't want to be a complete slag. I've never been a complete slag - I just thoroughly enjoyed myself."
Then he reveals he'd take viagra to have sex with Rihanna:
Matt said: "You'd have to do a bluey with her. It's one of those situations you think, 'I'm not risking it'. With really good looking girls, the pressure's on."What a gentleman, eh? "You're so beautiful, I'm going to have trouble sustaining my erection without pharmaceutical assistance."