Christina Aguilera has launched a perfume.
I know, it's an inspired idea and I can't imagine why more celebrities don't lend their brand names to stinky water in glass bottles.
It's called Secret Potion.
No, really. Secret Potion. I guess they couldn't afford any market research, or mistook the response for everyone laughing with them.
[Christina] says, “every woman has a secret sexy side. With my fragrance, I really want that side to shine.”Christina, we've seen the Dirrty video, and your subsequent work. I don't think you could really claim to have a secret sexy side. You've never been backwards about coming forwards. Or, indeed, anywhere much.