The illustrated Friends: Big John Wayne

Oh, you know where this is going. And, yes, yes, we'll get there in time. But first, let's let give the one-time Marion Robert Morrison a chance to try singing himself, shall we?

Ouch. Okay, okay. We might be better off with someone singing about John Wayne.

Billy Idol, claiming to be John Wayne. Some... er, nice effects on that video there, then.

Oh, alright. I know what you're waiting for:


Proving, if nothing else, that professionals can go a bit nuts with the effects buttons.

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