Another staggering piece of high-quality journalism from Gordon Smart this morning:
[Olly Murs] admitted he only used to head to malls with pals to get girls’ numbers.Young man goes to public place to talk to women - you can see why Gordon would make room for such a story, can't you?
He said: “I used to go after them and try to chat them up.
“Once I walked home from one and we had seven or eight numbers up our arms.”
Plus five pairs of tight trousers...
Not entirely sure about the five pairs of tight trousers - I'm presuming that's a reference to erections in a family newspaper, but why five? Has Gordon conjured this image up so clearly in his head he's been able to count the numbers of swelling groins? Or does he know that Olly has four friends? All rather curious.